October 2011
32 posts
September 2011
34 posts
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“The most important thing in this world is to learn to give out love, and let it...”
– Morrie Schwartz
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“What did the mermaid see a movie?”
– What?
Oh — I messed it up! But it’s still funny, right?
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A: Knock, knock
B: Who's there?
A: Control freak. Now this is where you say, "Control freak who?"
“I believe in everything until it’s disproved. So I believe in fairies, the...”
– John Lennon
“He called me ‘Blahblah’. I swear to God, Jules, I would’ve killed him but then...”
– Laurie Keller, Cougar Town S01E10
“The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.”
– Henry David Thoreau
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Prisoners of Love
Finn: Yeah, there's a big sleeping lava man in our front yard, he is so hot...
Jake: (hits Finn's arm suggestively) Mmm hmm. hehe
(Ice King glares at the two of them.)
Finn: I mean, not like sexy hot, but...
Jake: No, you do mean sexy hot.
Finn: No, I mean...
Ice King: I DON'T CARE!
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Memories of Boom Boom Mountain
Mountain: Please! no roughhousing...so...sad!
Finn: What? why?
Mountain: Because they're so rough on each other.
Finn: But a smooth, well-controlled roughhouse...bolsters the guts...and rejuvenates the muscle.
Mountain: No! It's raunchy and maddening. All those men and their disgusting fantastic bodies.
Jake: Whoa.
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“Have respect for yourself, and patience and compassion. With these, you can...”
– Jack Kornfield
